Dat Donald Trump een fervent Twitteraar is, is niets nieuws: hij gebruikt zijn account om zijn mening te spuien over van alles en nog wat. Comédienne Tiff Stevenson zag enkele gelijkenissen tussen Trumps tweets en de dagboekstijl van een personage uit de popcultuur en besloot een nieuwe Twitter-account te beginnen.

Op Bridget Trump’s Diary houdt een fictieve Trump nu dus zijn dagboek bij in ware Bridget Jones-stijl. Dagelijks verschijnen er tweets over Trumps belevenissen, van mails die hij van Putin krijgt over zijn plannen voor het jaar 2017 tot het ontbreken van bekende namen op zijn inauguratie.

BRIDGET TRUMP
January -An exceptionally bad start
Drunk tweeted Assange
Calories consumed -6,000 but mainly the hopes & dreams of the poor

— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 8, 2017

Resolution 1: Obviously will lose twenty pounds.
Number 2: Repeal Obamacare

WILL NOT borrow money off dad
N.B. Poker chips aren't edible

— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 8, 2017

I WILL NOT

Waste money on: unaffordable health care , tax , planned parenthood, moving to Washington or exotic underwear

— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 13, 2017

Lovely catch up w/ Gove
Told him 'Bridget Trump thinks Brexit is tremendous'*
*Don't really know what Brexit is but enjoy sounding important

— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 16, 2017

Why oh why doesn't anyone want to play at the inauguration?

What if I die alone & am found 3 weeks later half eaten by an Alsatian?

— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 15, 2017

Kelly Anne told me Vile Meryl said a awful thing about me at an awards do. Heard she is a democrat, very cruel race.

Ate pudding from M&S

— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 9, 2017

Hate dishonest Meryl! Must center myself more. Will ask Pence about appropriate self-help book, possible Eastern-religion-based.
Weight-270

— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 10, 2017

Flirty email 2day!

From – Vlad Putin
Subject – Serious Problem

What has happened to Russian diplomats?
Are Russian diplomats off sick?

— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 10, 2017

Am doing so well at top super new job that hasn't started yet. I've already decided what my pay rise will be in 2020 #keepbridgetgreatagain

— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 18, 2017

Noon. New York : Golden Tower
Ugh. Last thing on earth I feel emotionally equipped to do is inauguration.

Lunch -mainly eating my feelings

— BRIDGETTRUMPSDIARY (@BRIDGETTRUMPSD1) January 18, 2017

Bron: Entertainment Weekly